Tathagata: Bajie! Let you take a look. It's either windy or raining on the road! Where is Tang San's burial? The big one won't come out! Let the little one take the lead?
Sun Xingzhe: This is how we do things! If you had told me sooner, I would have arrived in less than half a day. Now that the master is riding a horse, there will definitely be traffic jams!
Tathagata: Xuanzang!
Tang San Burial: Xuanzang is dead! You picked the idol! I am determined to eat Guanyin! No one can keep her! I said it!
Tathagata: Do you think I do? Back then, under the bodhi tree, my sutra had no words!
Tang San's funeral: This time I will sit in the Xitian election, and all my disciples will support me in my election! Tathagata! Do you support me?
Tathagata: This is against the rules!
Tang San Burial: *Fucking rules! Last time I came out to vote, you old guys said that I was not senior enough. Now you are telling me the rules?
Tang Sanyan: After I finish speaking, who is in favor and who is against?
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
