Siheyuan: Don't Mess with Me, I'm He Yuzhu

He opens his eyes and finds himself in The Courtyard of Beasts. This time, He Yuzhu is no longer Silly Zhu.

Third Uncle: "Silly Zhu."

He Yuzhu: "Third Uncle, Teacher Yan, do you know the basic principles of proper etiquette and forms of address?"

Third Uncle: "Silly Zhu, what's with the attitude? Don't get cocky, or I'll call a meeting and criticize you."

He Yuzhu: "From now on, please call me He Yuzhu."

He Yuzhu: "This etiquette lesson is free. No need to thank me."

Third Uncle: "You..."

Qin Huairu: "Silly Zhu, sneak a few pounds of cornmeal out of the cafeteria for me. We have nothing to eat at home."

He Yuzhu: "Sorry, my professional standards are top-notch. Don't ask me to steal."

Qin Huairu: "Then sneak out a few white-flour buns. Taking a few doesn't count as stealing. Just five big ones. Banggeng is always saying he's hungry."

He Yuzhu: "Sorry, I don't steal."

He Yuzhu: "From now on, please call me He Yuzhu."

I'm the best-looking chef on this street. Ever tried Tan Family Cuisine?

Know who the greatest chef is?

It's me. My name is He Yuzhu.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.