Absurd! Everything I Say Turns Them into My Devoted Lackeys

Ji Chen activates a quest System and thinks he's about to reach the pinnacle of life.

But after appearing for the first time, the System vanishes without a trace.

Even so, Ji Chen's life changes dramatically.

Ji Chen: "Bring me a bottle of water."

In other people's ears: "Ding! Quest accepted: Buy Ji Chen a bottle of water. Complete the quest to earn 200 yuan."

Ji Chen: "Hey, beautiful boss, I'd like to ask you out for Valentine's Day..."

In the boss's ears: "Ding! Quest accepted... Complete the quest to earn a Youth-Restoring Pill."

From then on, without realizing it, Ji Chen reaches the pinnacle of life.

As soon as Ji Chen opens his mouth, countless people rush to become his devoted sycophants.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.