Stop Calling Her Your Wife. I Dated the Campus Belle, and Her Feet Stink!

Lin Yuan transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a police officer, and gains a Suicidal Antics System. His target is Chu Yuzhen, his childhood sweetheart and the police academy's campus belle.

As long as he acts recklessly in front of her and makes her angry, he can keep acquiring all kinds of crime-solving skills.

So, to crack a serial murder case, Lin Yuan roasts Chu Yuzhen until she cries for five hours.

To solve a locked-room murder, he drives Chu Yuzhen into seclusion for three days.

And during an anti-fraud livestream, Lin Yuan even sneers at the tens of millions of viewers calling Chu Yuzhen their wife:

"Stop calling Chu Yuzhen your wife. I've dated her! She's got stinky feet and hates bathing!"

Chu Yuzhen is utterly devastated!

But Lin Yuan knows that you can't just keep harvesting leeks without tending to them, so every time he finishes collecting Suicidal Antics points, he immediately comforts her.

A year later, the campus belle cries, "Now I get it!"

"I wish we'd gotten together sooner."

"But when I think about it, that would never have worked! You used to be a total menace."

"But now, you're my little menace."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.