During the pandemic, guided by the principle of not letting things go to waste, Li Yuan picked up a beautifully packaged salted fish from the curb and took it home. But isn't the Dragon King a dragon? Shouldn't his surname be Ao? This is Kyoto, not some coast on the Eastern Sea. What about Nezha? Did Nezha kick him over here? That's not the point. Can this thing even be eaten? Has it had a COVID test? It, it, it... why is it moving?
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.