Infinite: Whoever I Stare at Gets Pregnant, So Open Your Eyes Already!

They say that people with narrow eyes are all monsters.

It's an ironclad rule in anime.

And common knowledge in real life.

For example: Zhuge Qing from The Outcast, Fuji from The Prince of Tennis,

Gin Ichimaru from Bleach, Hisoka from Hunter x Hunter,

and Lazy Sheep from Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.

Wait, I got that wrong. Let me start over.

For example: Rong Hao, Jay Chou, Lei Ge, Uncle Daoming, Yueyue...

Never mind. Let's talk about our protagonist, Pi Yixia.

He's a typical narrow-eyed guy, with eyes squeezed into a single line.

At a glance, you'd think he forgot to grow eyeballs.

But that's not the point. The point is, he's been reborn.

And he's gained a divine Eye Technique System.

A big starter pack from the start,

then he turns around and smacks the Lord God across the face.

There are clearly so many top-tier eye techniques,

like the Sharingan, X-ray vision, and clairvoyance.

So why did I randomly get the Staring Contest skill? And I can't even reroll?

"Fine! Whoever I glare at gets pregnant!"

"Then go on, glare at someone..."

From then on, Pi Yixia travels across countless worlds,

trapped in an endless cycle of doing stupid things that get him killed,

and glaring at people without even being able to see them...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.