Immortal Venerable, Why Is Your Respawn Point a Psychiatric Hospital?

"Name?"

"You mere ants are not worthy of knowing my name. If even one hundredth of my power remained..."

I wasn't even done speaking! Where are you taking me?

I'm not mentally ill. I'm really an immortal, and a powerful one at that.

"Looking for a job? Do you have a bachelor's degree?"

"No."

"Any relevant work experience?"

"No."

"Then what do you have?"

"I have great strength."

"Strong, huh? Go haul manure, then."

"Security, drag this lunatic out."

"You can't treat me like this! It's blasphemy."

"I'm an immortal, the kind who can shatter the void with a single finger."

"Don't come any closer! Don't hit me!"

Hmm? After getting beaten, my spiritual power actually recovered a tiny bit.

Could it be...

If we're brothers, come beat me up!

"He's crazy, this guy's a lunatic! Call the psychiatric hospital, quick!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.