I Really Don't Want to Become a Billionaire

"Hello, viewers! Today we're interviewing Pei Ben, known as the world's richest man, the nemesis of disease, the savior of working people, and an internet tycoon. Welcome, Mr. Pei!"

The reporter holds out his microphone to Pei Ben, seated beside him.

"Hello, Mr. Pei. How do you feel after becoming the world's richest man?"

"Hello, everyone. I'm Pei Ben. Every day, I wake up in a bed spanning fifty thousand square meters, surrounded by more than two hundred maids. And yet, my wealth has brought me no happiness."

Pei Ben stares blankly and continues, "When I look at all that money, all I want to say is: Get away from me, you damned money! Get away from me, you damned banknotes!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.