Nine thousand years ago, Xiao Mubai fell into a deep sleep after failing his tribulation.
When he wakes, the world has changed beyond recognition.
Not only does he have a tomb bearing his name, but there are also inscriptions left by his master and junior brothers.
"Xiaobai, it's your master. I took the ten million top-grade spirit stones you saved up. You won't be needing them anymore. Your junior brothers wanted a share too, but I didn't trust them with it. Think of it as interest for sneaking a peek at your master's wife while she was bathing."
"Senior Brother, it's your youngest junior brother. It's been three thousand years, and Junior Sister is my wife now. I won't hold it against you for sneaking into her room at night back then. The dead deserve respect, after all..."
"Senior Brother, it's your second junior brother. I took the rare erotic paintings from your room with me when I ascended. Heaven may be heartless, but people aren't... Master wanted them too, but I lied and told him I'd already burned them for you."
I'm Su Qingqiu, the greatest genius in the history of Battle Soul Academy. That day, I was leading a small squad against a human-faced demon spider when a strange fellow fell from the sky and crashed to the ground...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Now I am very suspicious that the failure of the protagonist to overcome the tribulation is the secret hand of your master and fellow disciples~