Short Videos: I'm from the Desert, and I'm Really Not the Village Tyrant!

Da Mo took over the bureau's social media account.

For his first video, he filmed himself saying, "A cloud floats across the vast northwestern sky, and a crow lands among the phoenixes."

During an arrest, a suspect asked, "Are you Uncle Mo?"

"I'm your fan."

Da Mo replied, "If you're my fan, why are you doing bad things?"

From then on, Da Mo became a prank-video creator.

During a typhoon, Liu Mo stood beneath a coconut tree and patiently explained, "The elders always say not to stand under a coconut tree when it's windy, or else... smack!"

"This chicken won't behave. Get the fire going, hurry up!"

"This fish likes to tease you when it won't bite. You can't let it get away with that!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.