What the Heck, Why Are You All So Amazing?

Lin Hao transmigrates to a parallel world and unexpectedly awakens a livestream preaching System.

But the System turns out to be a little strange: the fewer people who understand his lessons, the greater the rewards he receives.

Well, this is... wonderful. Teaching people is hard, but making sure they don't understand? That's easy.

From the fantastical tennis techniques of Prince of Tennis to the Nine Yang Manual from films and TV.

From controlled nuclear fusion to a golden pill entering my belly, from now on my fate is mine to command, not Heaven's.

But, as always, things don't go as planned.

"I actually learned the Light Ball Shot! I'm coming for the Grand Slam! Lin God is invincible!"

"So that's how controlled nuclear fusion works! From now on, I'll light up this world. Teacher Lin is so selfless!"

"My Nine Yang Manual is perfected, and my inner strength flows without end. I've become thirty years younger! Lin God is a true sage!"

Years later, Lin Hao, hailed as humanity's sage and a living god, said through tears, "Damn it, why are you all so talented?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.