Life Simulator: I'm Really Not a Desert Warlord

Damo takes over management of the bureau's social media account.

For his first video, he films himself reciting: "A cloud hangs over the northwestern sky, a crow lands among the phoenixes."

During an arrest, a suspect asks, "Are you Uncle Mo?"

"I'm your fan."

Damo: "If you're my fan, why are you doing bad things?"

From then on, Damo becomes a comedy content creator.

During a typhoon, Liu Mo stands beneath a coconut tree and patiently explains: "The old folks say you shouldn't stand under a coconut tree on a windy day. Otherwise... smack!"

"This chicken's being difficult. Get the fire going, quick!"

"This fish won't bite the hook, it just likes to tease you. You can't let it get away with that!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.