Are You Crazy? You Keep Picking on Me Every Day, Yet You're Supposed to Be the Aloof Campus Beauty

What's it like to be framed by the campus belle on the very first day of school?

Campus Belle: "Hey, how are you riding your bike? You hit someone, you know!"

Lu Yuan: "Is this your first time pulling a scam like this, Senior?"

Campus Belle: "How did you know?"

Lu Yuan: "We're still about three meters apart. We haven't even touched, and you're already down?"

Campus Belle: "Then... how about... we try again?"

Lu Yuan: "What do you think this is, a stage play? You want another take?"

The next day,

Lu Yuan: "Didn't you sprain your left foot yesterday? Why are you holding your right foot?"

Campus Belle: "Well... could it be... that the injury moved?"

Lu Yuan couldn't help but cast a divination.

But the hexagram he got left him completely stunned.

Not only did he and she have the title of husband and wife, they had actually consummated the marriage?

Pregnant after their first meeting?

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.