Naruto: I Get the Poop-Poop Fruit and Join the Second Great Ninja War

Qianye transmigrates to the shinobi world, eats the Feces-Feces Fruit, and gets a System that lets him imitate ninjutsu of any nature.

The Second Shinobi World War is underway, so Qianye joins the fighting.

Faced with a sea of Sand Shinobi, he imitates Madara Uchiha's meteor shower and unleashes a downpour of shit, sending tens of thousands of tons of feces cascading down.

The Third Kazekage tries to block it with Magnet Release: Iron Sand, but ends up with diarrhea in front of thousands of people, creating an indelible stain on the history of the Kazekage. Chiyo uses her secret puppet technique, only to get a face full of shit and pass out from the stench.

Chiyo's younger brother, Haizang, scoops her up and sprints away, splattered with shit from head to toe. The Sand Shinobi forces are submerged in the sewage.

Afterward, Qianye's abilities grow stronger, turning Sunagakure into a cesspool. The Third Kazekage evacuates the entire Sand Shinobi village.

Upon hearing the news, Hanzo of Amegakure immediately announces his surrender.

Back in Konoha, the Third Hokage refuses to leave his house. Danzo's backside trembles whenever he sees Qianye, and Orochimaru doesn't dare open his mouth in front of him.

Qianye finds it all incredibly boring.

So he strolls around the village, and all of Konoha is thrown into chaos.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.