Showbiz: I Debut Singing Nunchucks, and Get Canceled

Hu Feng unexpectedly transmigrates to a parallel world and activates the Self-Roasting System.

Ding! Once the protagonist completes a self-roasting task, he can unlock a god-tier skill!

From the start, he releases "Nunchucks" and gets people to mock him for slurring his words.

Next, he releases "The Lonely Warrior" and gets people to accuse him of plagiarizing someone else.

"Foam" conquers "Bare-Faced" and "Faith."

One hit song after another takes the world by storm, stunning everyone and drawing countless netizens into a frenzy of criticism.

What? You say I have no talent and my online ratings are rock-bottom?

You also say all I can write is rap with slurred lyrics?

Hah, what do you know about rap?

If you don't get "Nunchucks," how about "Huo Yuanjia," "Ben Cao Gang Mu," or "Dragon Fist"?

If you don't rate "The Lonely Warrior," what about "Blue and White Porcelain," "Rice Fragrance," or "Sunny Day"?

You don't understand: the end of the universe is Jay Chou.

Oh, I forgot to tell you: all those dirt-digging stories about me online were planted by me.

You ask why I roast myself?

Haha, because I feel like it!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.