Fantasy: Call Daddy and I Won't Hit You

"Hi, I'm a Gemini. If you call daddy, I won't hit you." "Dad? Dad??" "Hey, my dear son, you really don't want to poke me! Remember to call me daddy when we meet next time! Get out of here, or I'll beat you to death with a little leather whip." Hi hi hi, I am a Gemini, I have a wife who loves me, and I am also a good young man who respects the elderly and loves the young. Wow, everyone here is my son! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.