I Tease Chang'e from the Start, and the Heavenly Emperor Punishes Me with a Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation

Li Xiuyuan, the supreme Immortal Emperor, ruled unchallenged through the ages and covered the heavens with a wave of his hand.

Countless years later, with no family or friends left, he chose to enter oblivion.

He transmigrates as the Dragon-Subduing Arhat in the Celestial Court.

The immortals gather.

Li Xiuyuan chuckles.

"Three-Eyes, I caught your Howling Celestial Dog and cooked it in a hot pot. You can have this spotted dog as compensation."

"King of Hell, don't say a word, or I'll go to the Underworld and tear up your Book of Life and Death, getting you stripped of your office."

"Hey, Matchmaker, why are you pointing at me? You're so out of touch."

"Sister Chang'e, how about going down to the mortal world together tonight for a heart-to-heart?"

Hearing this, the Heavenly Emperor, who had been playing peacemaker, flew into a rage.

"How dare you, Dragon-Subduing Arhat, flirt with Chang'e!"

"Guards! Take him away, strip him of his immortal bones, strike him three thousand times, and cast him into the mortal world to reincarnate a hundred times!"

Li Xiuyuan sneers without a word. I once swept through three thousand worlds with one hand. I sought a worthy opponent and could find none. Who in the Celestial Court would dare lay a hand on me? Who could?

The God of Wealth's eyes lit up. He immediately summoned his true form, rode a black tiger, donned golden armor and a black robe, and beat Li Xiuyuan until he questioned his very existence.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.