I Defeated the Boss at the Beginning, and the Boss Wanted Me to Moisturize

In modern times, a good-looking boy who has always been a salty fish, occasionally turning around, luckily crosses over, and breaks all the thighs along the way. When he can no longer hold his thigh, he can only choose to be his own thigh... According to a former president of the Western Continent Mage Association who did not want to be named, he said: "I am so stupid! Really! If I had known this would be the result, I should have bought him a boat ticket early and given him a lot of money! Let him go wherever he wants! If possible, I hope he will never come back!" Another president of the Alliance of Twelve Demon Races in the Northern Wilderness who is not used to showing his face in the spotlight believes: "In a sense, he is our mentor, and we will always respect him! In order to express our gratitude to him, our Alliance of Twelve Races hopes to work together to build him the most comfortable palace in the most beautiful place in the world! As long as the location is not in the Northern Wasteland." The most handsome swordsman in the medieval plains: "Learning swords? What a waste!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.