I Taught a Panda to Cultivate Immortality, and Daisisi Exposed Me!

While streaming outdoors, Dai Xiaomei came across a giant panda. She crept closer and was stunned:

"This giant panda is playing Honor of Kings!"

"Oh my God, this giant panda can write, and it's writing in traditional characters?"

"Is that cooking pot actually a bronze cauldron from the Shang and Zhou dynasties?"

"It can walk on water with qinggong, and it can even breathe fire!"

"The bamboo it eats is spirit bamboo that strengthens the body, and the water it drinks is spirit spring water that cures every ailment!"

"My God, the thing lighting up its room is actually a dragon pearl!"

Dai Xiaomei got too close to the dragon pearl and inhaled a few extra breaths of dragon energy. With two little puffs, a pair of dragon horns sprouted from her forehead.

The whole internet was stunned: "Is this panda cultivating immortality?"

Countless people headed into the deep mountains in search of the path to immortality, and the Dragon Kingdom entered the age of cultivation.

Other countries couldn't sit still:

"Holy crap, a whole group of people from the Dragon Kingdom just knocked our fighter jets out of the sky on busted swords!"

"Oh my God, people from the Dragon Kingdom ripped our tanks apart with their bare hands!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.