Great Qin: I Mistook Happiness for Xu Fu from the Start

Li Gui: If only the person beside me were a woman. Wouldn't that be wonderful?

But no, it's Xu Fu!

"Xu Fu": Hit me. Hit me hard.

Li Gui thinks: Sigh, I can't disobey my master's orders!

Li Gui beats him up in a flurry of blows.

System notice: Your mission progress is excellent, and you're on track to complete it. The System rewards you with infrared recording functionality.

"I can record myself beating up my master?"

Click, click. He gets to work.

Host mission complete. Successfully spent the night in Xu Fu's bedroom.

Completion rating: Absolutely perfect.

Li Gui: "Damn it, bring me a dozen more of these insanely difficult missions!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.