Livestream: Chat, Don't Mess Around. I Really Don't Cultivate Immortality

Yun Yi transmigrates to another world and receives a livestream popularity System, letting more people experience the splendor of China.

"I'll show everyone an illusion where I vanish and reappear," Yun Yi says.

The next day, major media outlets report that China has recovered a national treasure that had been missing for a long time.

"I did my best. I can't promise it'll work," Yun Yi says modestly.

Then a distraught mother gets her lost child back!

"Brother Xiaoyi, please save our men's national football team!" a viewer asks.

"Sigh, who was just talking about world peace? We can discuss that." Yun Yi quickly changes the subject. A golden snub-nosed monkey sweeping the room taps his leg. "You're a grown man. Can't you lift your feet?"

Viewers cry out, "Brother Xiaoyi, come clean! Have you been secretly cultivating immortality behind our backs?"

Yun Yi: "Come on, everyone, don't mess around. Cultivating immortality? Absolutely impossible. Now, everyone watch closely. I'll show you how to ride a flying sword!" With that, he rises into the air on his sword.

Vampires and werewolves: "The Chinese are terrifying. The way they're looking at me, it's like they want to eat me."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.