A Blind Date at Mushroom House from the Start, and Big Sweetie Kidnaps Me

"Ding! Target detected 57 degrees west of north. Host, proceed to capture!"

"Ding! 86 degrees west of north..."

"Ding!..."

Looking at the enormous black shadow outside the window, Jiang Chen lamented, "What a waste. Such fine ingredients."

He shook his head, then turned to the gorgeous woman in front of him. "I'll get straight to the point. I'm in a hurry, and I'm here on a blind date."

Jing Tian: "A blind date?"

Jiang Chen: "You're pretty enough. I'll give you ten minutes to figure out how to win me over."

Jing Tian: "But..."

Jiang Chen: "I really don't have time. I hope you know better than to play hard to get. You can only pull that trick once."

Jing Tian: "All right! I accept."

Jiang Chen: "...What?"

A waiter came in and said awkwardly, "Sorry, sir, you've got the wrong room!"

Jiang Chen fled in a panic. Just as his actual blind date took a seat, he prepared to use the same trick again.

Suddenly, Jing Tian burst through the door with two burly men and even had Jiang Chen...

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.