Me! I Was Slacking from the Start, Yet Was Forced to Unite the Immortal Realm

Chu Fan, a member of the National Think Tank, was struck dead by a sudden bolt of lightning right in his own home.

After transmigrating, he discovered that life in the Immortal Realm was also a 996 grind!

Chu Fan cried out, "I've been had!"

No more 996! I want to slack off and cultivate immortality!

"Congratulations, Host, you've bound the Slacking Immortal Cultivation System!"

"First instance of the protagonist slacking detected. Reward: a genuine Qi Refining Pill."

Chu Fan cried out, "Now that's the good stuff!"

"More than one day of slacking detected. Reward: Heavenly Spirit Treasure, Five Immortal Talismans."

"Congratulations, Host. The System's automated mode has helped you break through to the Heavenly Immortal Realm!"

Genius prodigies? Children of destiny? They're all just stepping stones for Chu Fan.

"How is Chu Fan so strong when all he does every day is eat, drink, and have fun?" Countless cultivators were baffled.

"He must be working hard in secret!" Countless cultivators admired him.

"Lord Chu Fan, congratulations on breaking through to the Immortal Emperor Realm. All the immortals unanimously agree that you should rule the Immortal Realm!"

Sorry, slacking off while cultivating immortality really does let you do whatever you want.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.