You Stole My Takeout, Got Hospitalized by the Spice, and Still Dare to Sue Me

At the Ping'an City Police Station,

a middle-aged woman was tearfully complaining to an officer. "Damn him! We're neighbors, for heaven's sake. How could he be so cruel? My child almost died!"

The officer looked stern. "Ma'am, first tell us what happened!"

The middle-aged woman was sobbing and sniffling. "My kid is only five years old. He just ate one of their egg tarts! And he, he put devil-hot chili in the tart! He was trying to kill my child!"

The officer took a deep breath. "Ma'am, please explain exactly what happened."

The woman said, "Well, officer, when my kid came home today, he took a box of egg tarts from outside the neighbor's door..."

The officer said, "That's stealing!"

The woman said, "They were left outside, nobody wanted them, so he just took them! Who says they belonged to that guy? Just because his name was written on them?"

The officer: "..."

The woman said, "Damn him! I want compensation! I'm suing him! He should pay my kid at least... at least a hundred thousand!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.