I Only Tell Fortunes, but My Viewers Want to Have My Baby

Name: I Only Tell Fortunes, but My Viewers Want to Have My Baby
Author: Dongmen Chuiniu

我就算个命，水友要给我生孩子

by Dongmen Chuiniu (东门吹牛)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 13k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

Zhang Mo, the eighty-first-generation Celestial Master and head of the Tianyi Sect, started doing fortune-telling online out of financial necessity, and life soon became a lot more colorful.

Celestial Master, you're so handsome and amazing! I want to have your babies!

Hey, viewer above, move along. Celestial Master bro is mine! I'm going to give him a whole soccer team of kids and bring glory to our country!

You all shut up! How dare you try to steal my man?

Holy crap!

Limitless Heavenly Venerable!

All I did was tell fortunes. If the Three Pure Ones think that's wrong, they can punish me. Why send so many little temptresses to undermine my Daoist heart!

What Celestial Master's Daoist heart could withstand such a test?

Maybe, maybe I should just give in?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.