I Messed with a Gold Digger on a Blind Date, I Just Wanted to Flaunt My Wealth

Lin Ze transmigrated to a parallel world and activated the System.

Whenever he gets someone riled up and makes them generate negative energy, he earns all kinds of rewards.

Facing Zhou Jie, Lin Ze says, "Press E to check the big bug's stacks."

Zhou Jie: "Wdnmd!"

Facing Wang Lei, the fish seller, Lin Ze says, "Do your scallops squirt water?"

Wang Lei: "I #@%! You come to my room tonight and I'll show you how I squirt! Get over here!"

One day, Lin Ze is forced to go on a blind date.

He only plans to go through the motions, but it turns out the woman is a gold digger.

Gold digger: "Do you own a house, a car, and have savings?"

Lin Ze silently pulls out two property deeds and keys to two BMWs. "I don't have savings, but I do have a balance."

WeChat balance: 26 million.

Gold digger: "Well, handsome, I'm satisfied. I can be with you!"

Lin Ze gathers up his things. "I never said I wanted to be with you. What does it matter if you're satisfied?"

"I only came to show off my wealth. Now I've got to hurry to my next date!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.