This Female Ghost Is a Keeper: When Trouble Strikes, She Shows Up

What the hell did I do in my past life to deserve seeing ghosts in this one?

Was it because I found a Mercedes at the foot of Mount Tai?

Then, on my way home, I ran over a sheep.

And cut down a tree called Willow God to roast it.

Or maybe it was because I stole a little boy's beast milk at the village entrance, and swiped a mask from a little girl?

That's nothing, though. Could this really be karma?

Then I walked into a midnight inn.

There I met a proprietress in a cheongsam and high heels, carrying a double-barreled shotgun on her shoulder.

Many years later, alone in the underworld, facing an endless horde of enemies beneath the starry sky,

I looked at the mountain of corpses behind me and smiled faintly.

"If I become a demon, rivers will run with blood."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.