I Became the Yellow Emperor's Secret Disciple

Hey, miracle doctor, my ear hurts terribly. The big hospital says it needs to be surgically removed.

No problem. I'll write you a prescription.

Wow, a prescription will cure it?

Take a few doses, and your ear will fall off on its own.

Miracle doctor, my toes keep turning blue. Can you tell me what's wrong?

That's a serious problem. Come on, I'll operate and cut off your toes. Otherwise, it could spread, and you'd need an amputation. You might even lose your leg.

Thank you, miracle doctor! I'll transfer the money for the crutches too.

Strange, this blue sock bleeds dye like crazy. It even turned my scalpel blue.

Huh???

Old Ancestor Huangdi, I've come to offer incense. Please bless me so my medical skills can reach new heights.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.