Age of Discovery: I Ate the Poop-Poop Fruit and Joined the Paramount War

Luo Fei transmigrates to the world of One Piece, eats the Poop-Poop Fruit, and obtains a System that lets him imitate Devil Fruit abilities.

So he joins the Battle of Marineford. First, he imitates Akainu's Meteor Volcano and launches a move called Meteor Poop Shower into the sky, sending ten thousand tons of feces raining down.

Aokiji tries to freeze the feces, but ends up with diarrhea in front of tens of thousands of people, creating the biggest stain on his career in the Navy. Kizaru uses his Yata Mirror, only to be knocked unconscious by the stench.

Mihawk is about to attack, but takes one look at his treasured sword and thinks better of it. Doflamingo tries to cut the mess with his strings and gets splattered with crap, while Moria's zombie army is swallowed by a sea of feces.

Afterward, Luo Fei's Devil Fruit awakens, turning Marineford into a cesspit and forcing the entire Navy Headquarters to relocate.

He heads for the New World. Big Mom goes completely mad when he arrives at Whole Cake Island, and on Onigashima, Kaido turns into a dragon but doesn't dare open his mouth in front of Luo Fei.

Luo Fei feels invincible, and life has become terribly dull.

So he heads for the Great Treasure and unleashes his ultimate move: turning money into shit...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.