You Say I Can't Play Piano? Here's 'Kikujiro's Summer'

"I'll say this one last time: I'm really not a genius singer or a genius songwriter. I have no love for singing. My ambition is to be a screenwriter."

"No, esteemed Mr. Qin, you've won every major award, your albums are the best-selling in the world, accounting for 53 percent of global album sales. Your songwriting has made multiple divas famous. You are the April Day of the world, and I hear even the ocean floor belongs to you... And there's also the Compendium of Materia Medica, The Wind Rises, and Invisible Wings."

"All right, all right, let's not talk about those. Let's talk about novels. Your Dragon Raja series is still on hiatus, and your Tomb Raider and Journey to the West series both have open endings. Then there's the widely loved Bird Collection..."

"And the Childhood Songs series."

"Fine, let's drop those. Let's talk about the rich list. Three of the hundred richest people are Chinese women, and they're all said to have some connection to you."

"Actually... I only have one wife."

"I understand. Let's talk about the diva Jiang Suining. She isn't married, but both her children have the surname Qin. And there's also the wildly popular Zhao Jin..."

P.S. The female lead is a yandere.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.