Villain: Hey, Dragon King Protagonist, Have a Bite of This to Wake Up!

Chu Tian accidentally transmigrates into a novel about a Dragon King son-in-law.

The System orders him to persuade the Dragon King protagonist to return to the Dragon Gate and protect the country.

But the Dragon King protagonist only wants to go home and make intestine-wrapped intestines for his mother-in-law.

After Chu Tian fails to persuade him, the System issues a new mission: help the Dragon King protagonist come to his senses.

"Ding! Reward for the Host: one three-minute Real Man Experience Card!"

Chu Tian then seeks out the Dragon King protagonist again, ready to knock some sense into this useless son-in-law.

"I'll count to ten. If you still haven't called me Dad, you'd better watch out in your next life. Seven, eight..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.