Showbiz: I Made My Debut with Hair Growth Tonic

"I haven't washed my hair with shampoo for half a month, and it's all grown back." That's what a man who hadn't used shampoo for half a month because he was a homebody said in a video.

The video went viral across the internet, making netizens start to doubt shampoo.

An idol debuted with the old domestic brand Queen Bee's Hair-in-Hair shampoo.

Netizens: Fake. Domestic brands have fallen off.

Fans: Go buy it! Chinese people don't deceive Chinese people.

A song called "Today, My Hair Has Grown Back Too" became an earworm across the internet.

At a public performance, one rendition of "The Lonely Warrior" silenced the entire internet and took the Chinese music scene by storm.

Netizens: The machines at Queen Bee are practically shooting sparks!

Fans: Chen Guang, Chen Guang, the stars shine bright.

Jackie Chan: He's the first celebrity who isn't afraid to get hurt. He'll surely become a kung fu superstar of his generation.

Jay Chou: I'm giving up milk tea. Please support the new album I made with my young friend.

Marvel: You absolutely must play Spider-Man!

Yang Mi: This little guy is so handsome. I wonder if he likes older sisters.

Dilraba: He's not what he used to be. If I could act in another show with him, I'd wake up laughing from my dreams.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.