I, Naruto: The Shadow of the Holy Hand

Hi, everyone! My name is Uzumaki Naruto, the last orphan of the Uzumaki clan! I activated the System: "Shadow of the Sacred Hand."

Sasuke scratches his head. "I feel like something's missing." Ding! Main character aura.

Hinata blushes. "If you want my belt, you can just ask, Naruto!~" Ding! Hinata.

Might Guy, with the north wind howling: "Naruto! I'm fired up! Eight Gates Formation! Open the Gate of Death!"

Orochimaru stares blankly. "My lab is empty??"

Tsunade, with her Observation Haki: "If you don't go looking for trouble, you won't die. But you, Naruto, are as good as dead!" Ding! Mangekyo Sharingan.

Killer B dances around. "@#￥#￥" "Where did my vocal cords go?"

Uchiha Madara says coldly, "Dance! ...Huh??? Where did my Susanoo go?"

The Ten-Tails waves its stumpy tail. "I don't even have any tails left. What's the point? I'm done! Going AFK!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.