Pokemon: Three Sentences, and Koga Gives Me 880,000

Su Mu transmigrates to the Pokemon world and obtains a gacha machine that lets other people draw to unlock exclusive capsules.

And so, the whole Pokemon world takes a strange new turn.

Kona: "A Cryo God's Eye? Is this a god's gaze? I get it! Ice, sever all life!"

Du: "A limited title, Flying-Type Master? It can boost the strength of my Flying-type Pokemon? But I'm a Dragon-type Elite Four member!"

Xiaozhi: "A divine skill, the Mighty Slap? It can make proud Pokemon see the truth about themselves? What would I need that for?"

Charizard: "Roar! Yeah, exactly! Do you know how much damage a Mighty Slap can do to a Charizard of my age?"

Much later,

Groudon flies through the sky wearing a bamboo-copter, raising its middle finger as all the legendary Pokemon stare in shock.

"I owe everything I am today to Su Mu!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.