From Water Ghost to Master

Making it to shore is hard, making it to shore is painful, and the whole way there depends on wanking.

As long as you're breathing, you're spending money. If you're not earning, you're going into debt.

Every thought is about loans, and the debts will be passed down forever.

Behind a polished lifestyle lies a wretched mess.

Work presses in at every turn, and I'm always number one in performance.

Steal a moment to relax amid the rush, and go deliver food.

Buy a house, and the whole family beams with joy.

The mortgage comes due, and there's no money in my pockets.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.