Metropolis: My Math Was Really Taught by My Physical Education Teacher

… Warm congratulations to our school's repeat class for achieving 100% pass rate for undergraduates in the 2012 College Entrance Examination, 100% pass rate for the first textbook, and 100% pass rate for 985 and 211. "Why haven't you published the admission brochure yet..." "That's right, my children have entered the repeat class of No. 1 Middle School, and they only want to attend our school..." "That's right, we just want to repeat the study under Teacher Yang!" "Lately, you should pay attention to talents in mobile communication software and hardware." "What, we want to make a mobile phone?" "I have this idea. Reserve some people first. They will be needed sooner or later. The school has been quite busy recently. Recruit them first, and then decide what they will do." "Ah, I also want to invest in the hospital." "Do you still want a teacher?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.