The Storyteller of Jiuzhou: Gods, Demons, and Heroes All Possess Me

On the battlefield beyond the borders, gods and demons waged war!

Within the Nine Provinces, demonic seeds ran rampant!

After the storyteller Diwuluo was fired from a tavern,

he took a job as a warehouse manager at a pawnshop, where he was responsible for cleaning every day.

During a crisis, the warehouse transformed into Pangu's Hall and entered Diwuluo's body.

"I was once a stubborn stone in the mountains, then heaven sent a divine thunderbolt and out sprang the golden monkey!

A hundred demons donned golden armor, while ten thousand fiends danced in golden helmets!

If demons still exist in this world,

then... let the Dao speak!"

"Your old Sun is here!!!"

Diwuluo awakened the divine ability, Divine Incarnation!

Other people can use their divine abilities whenever they want. Why do I have to deliver an opening speech every time I use mine?!

I can't use it unless I recite an entrance monologue?!

Huang Zhengying complained, "Other people's divine abilities let them play one character. You've played 108! And you're still not satisfied?!"

Diwuluo: "Uh... don't I have to write all 108 entrance speeches myself?!"

Huang Zhengying roared, "What about that super brick that can transform into any divine weapon?!"

Diwuluo: "It's not a brick. It's called Heaven-Splitting Hall-Shocker!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.