Love Guru: No 500,000, No Marrying My Daughter

Someone online asks for help: What should I do if my girlfriend's mother abducts her because I can't afford a 500,000 yuan bride price?

A reply: Hurry and ask a dating guru for help.

The next day, dating guru Su Ze arrives to ask for her hand in marriage.

Auntie Wang: How many cars and houses do you own in the capital?

Su Ze takes out a bunch of keys. "Too many to remember."

Auntie Wang: "I want a 500,000 yuan bride price."

Su Ze takes out a bank card. "There's 2 million yuan on this card."

Auntie Wang: "Son-in-law, when are you and Xiaowen going to register your marriage?"

Su Ze: "What are you talking about? I only said I wanted to marry her. I never said anything about registering."

"Although Xiaowen is carrying my child, she's lowborn and not fit to be seen in public."

"Also, I'm taking her away today. Don't contact us again after this."

Auntie Wang: ...

"A Qiang, come see Xiaowen. Oh, and bring your ID card."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.