Prehistoric: Journey to the West: a Bandit's Tale

In ancient times, people seeking scriptures traveled across mountains and rivers, ate fasts and chanted the name Amitabha, and only then did they obtain the scriptures and become Buddhas! Today, there are people who steal scriptures sharpening their knives, slaying demons, and heading west to steal the scriptures and make them holy! Tang's monk: "Ami Tuo Buddha! The poor monk's name is Tang San Burial. Buried in the sky, buried on the ground, buried Buddha!" Sun Xingzhe: "Thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river, the position of Buddha should be occupied by me, Sun!" Zhu Bajie: "Go, go, go, go to Lingshan, kill Tathagata, and snatch Guanyin. From now on, I will be the master of the Western Heaven!" Sha Wuwu: "Amitabha, the three big guys are too irritable. This is not good, not good!" Tang Sanzang, Sun Xingzhe, and Zhu Bajie: "Then what are you doing to suppress Guanyin?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.