Immortal Trap from the Start: Meng Po Forces Me to Sign a Contract of Servitude

I just wanted to meet an online friend, and you're telling me you're Meng Po?

And you want me to be your underling?

Then I meet another online friend, and you're telling me you're a shaman?

You want to make money with me?

Fine, one last time.

What is a streamer doing here, butting in too?

My name is Xiao Nan.

I'm a rookie ghost messenger who roams the mortal world.

Together with my shaman buddy and my second-rate streamer nemesis, I hunt demons and monsters amid the tumult of worldly life.

And make a little spending money on the side.

Slit-Mouth Woman: "Do you think I'm pretty? Huh? You're a ghost messenger? Wait, let me touch up my makeup."

Yellow Weasel: "Do I look like a human, or a god?"

Xiao Nan: "You look like a *********."

Yellow Weasel: "This is a civilized society. Why are you swearing at me!"

Ghostly Beast: "Young man, how about becoming my son-in-law?"

Xiao Nan: "A million in dowry, or forget it."

The ghost messenger has to handle the living in the mortal realm when the underworld can't.

And the ghosts in the underworld that the mortal realm can't deal with? The ghost messenger has to handle them too!

In a word,

I, Xiao Nan the ghost messenger, will handle everything in both the mortal realm and the underworld!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.