I Can Hack into the Heavenly Court's Network

As a shut-in, I somehow hacked into Heaven's spiritual internet, spied on Chang'e while she bathed, became sworn brothers with Sun Wukong, and made Taishang Laojun call me Dad.

"The final line of code is done!" Zhou Hao wiped the sweat from his forehead and stared intently at the screen in front of him.

Using the special notebook computer network at home, he hacked into the school's campus network, dug up information on all those campus beauties, then sold it off. Wahahaha!

Zhou Hao was happily getting ready to call his chubby friend when he suddenly noticed that the lines of code on his screen had started acting strangely...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.