Storytelling: Ranking the Thirteen Great Sailors, and the Whole Internet Is in Stitches

This book is also known as Keeping the Empress Company, While I Make Up Nonsense About Sailing; A Wildly Inaccurate Take on the Thirteen Great Pirates, Leaving the Whole Internet in Stitches; and Storytelling About Sailing, Summoning the Empress: City Life + Comedy + Live Storytelling + Sweet Daily Romance.

Lu Fan obtains the Joyful Storyteller System. As long as his stories make the audience laugh, he can win prizes, earn yuan, and even summon characters from the stories.

So Lu Fan lets loose and begins telling completely straight-faced tall tales about pirates.

Pirate fan 1: So there were originally sixty Emperors of the Sea, but the Mountain Bandit King, Higuma, killed fifty-six of them. That's how we ended up with the Four Emperors.

Pirate fan 2: Reading Oda's manga is just for fun. If you want to know the real history of the pirates, you have to listen to Lu Fan!

Just as Lu Fan's lists of the Thirteen Great Pirates, biographies of the Four Emperors, and other stories take the whole internet by storm, the Empress cuddles up to him and pouts: Darling, when are you going to tell the story of me, Boa Hancock?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.