I Invented a Perpetual Motion Machine to Get Into College

"If I invented a perpetual motion machine, could I transfer from a junior college to a bachelor's program?"

This joking post somehow racked up tens of millions of views.

The comments below kept pouring in, too.

"What did the original poster go through to be this cautious even in their dreams?"

"Forget transferring to a bachelor's program. You could transfer straight to immortality!"

As netizens traded jokes, a bombshell news story was announced.

"Junior college student Lin Yu makes major breakthrough: a fourth-kind perpetual motion machine is proven feasible."

The entire internet erupted in shock, and scientists all over the world fell silent.

"What? A junior college student invented a perpetual motion machine?"

"Quiet! That's my beloved Academician Lin!"

"What junior college? The school is getting upgraded to a bachelor's institution right alongside Academician Lin!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.