Livestream: The System Exposes Me, and the Whole Internet Forces Me to Study Chinese

Cheng Kang's "Livestream Life-Script Editing" System is exposed: by changing words and phrases, he can turn situations around.

A shrew is yelling in the street, complaining that a rooster can't lay eggs.

Cheng Kang changes "crow" to "lay eggs."

And so: "The rooster jumps in fright and starts laying eggs nonstop!"

Someone is beating people in the street.

Cheng Kang changes "hit" to "slip."

And so: "The thug suddenly slips and keeps sliding without stopping."

The viewers in the livestream cheer him on. "He's the only reason I make it through the day. I count on him to stand up for what's right."

"His sense of justice is truly moving the whole country!"

But the ability to make these edits isn't something he can just use whenever he wants.

If the Host memorizes the entire poem Lisao in three minutes, he will receive one use of the "change one character" ability.

Just then, a major criminal starts spouting nonsense in court, hurting the victim's family.

The entire internet goes wild, pressuring Cheng Kang to start studying Chinese. "Hurry up and memorize your lesson, or we'll send you razor blades!!"

At last, Cheng Kang changes the criminal's nonsense into the truth.

The criminal talks on and on, confessing everything.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.