Journey to the West: Stealing the Scriptures. I’m Tang Sanzang, a Real Streetwise Guy

After transmigrating into Journey to the West, I got the Social Tough Guy template.

I am Tang Sanzang! Tang Sanzang, who buries Heaven, Earth, gods, and Buddhas!

I take on three disciples: Sun Xingzhe, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing!

"What am I relying on to fetch the scriptures? Loyalty! Ruthlessness! Lots of disciples!"

"Those merits from the Journey to the West are mine, no matter what! Even the Tathagata can't stop me. That's final!"

"My monkey's pretty badass too. He hits everyone he sees, except me. Why? Because I raised him!"

"Fetching the scriptures isn't about fighting and killing. It's about human relationships and worldly wisdom. Disciples, let your master live in the Kingdom of Women for a few years first..."

"Tathagata, are these scriptures authentic? I'm asking you, are they authentic or not?"

"Sanzang, there are eighty-one trials. You haven't gone through a single one, and now you've put me in a real bind!"

"A bind? Then don't do it!"

"I'm definitely running in this election for the Three Realms' next leader. Tathagata, do you support me?"

"How about you sit this election out, Sanzang, and throw your full support behind me?"

"How dare you, Tathagata! Great Might, Heavenly Dragon!"

"From now on, what I say goes in the Three Realms! I've said my piece. Who's for it, and who's against it?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.