As a Delivery Driver, Going to Heaven and Back Is Only Natural

Name: As a Delivery Driver, Going to Heaven and Back Is Only Natural
Author: Blue Pineapple

作为外卖员，上天入地很合理吧

by Blue Pineapple (蓝菠萝)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 13k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Faloo

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Food delivery?

Of course! I'm your Helpful Delivery Guy. If you dare place the order, I'll dare deliver it.

What? The Cherry Blossom Country wants to start a war? Easy. Order a Little Boy and I'll deliver it within an hour.

Ding-dong! System mission: Chang'e ordered a carrot. Special instructions: thick, big, and long.

Ding-dong! System mission: Meng Po wants a bowl of spicy hotpot. Special instructions: no numbing spice, no chili. If she's not satisfied, pour Meng Po's Soup down her throat.

Ding-dong! System mission: Qimu Kakashi wants a pair of nearsighted glasses. Special instructions: preferably with X-ray vision.

Ding-dong! System mission: Carmilla wants a little whip. Special instructions: the kind that can beat Trigger Kid to death.

Ding-dong! System mission: You have a new food delivery order. Please check it.

Damn, you're kidding me! A penguin at the North Pole ordered grilled cold noodles?

Come to think of it, are there even penguins at the North Pole?

What the hell, you stupid System? What kind of ridiculous setup is this? Damn you!

Food delivery is hard enough, and now you want me to have zero bad reviews...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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