The Fierce Bandits of Journey to the West: Storming Heaven to Rule Spirit Mountain

I, Tang Xuan, have made my way in this world with just three things!

Loyalty! Ruthlessness! Plenty of brothers!

My disciples all support me in the selection for the seat of power in the Western Heaven. Today, I'll see which of the myriad Buddhas dares oppose me!

You old Tathagata, you say I'm breaking the rules?

Then let me tell you: my rules are the rules!

The fearsome bandit Sanzang, armed with an AK!

With Sun Xingzhe, the boss of the Water Curtain Cave, Zhu Bajie, the top dog of the Heavenly Navy, and Sha Wujing, the Jade Emperor's chief bodyguard instructor!

He commands seventy-two routes of great demons, marching west to slaughter his way straight to Spirit Mountain!

White Bone Spirit, this monk is really fired up right now!

You old Zhen Yuanzi, are these ginseng fruits ripe?

I'll have this damn demoness, and not even Tathagata can stop me. That's what I say!

Fetch the scriptures? Sorry, I'm here to marry Guanyin!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.