I Have Nine Hundred Million Years of Cultivation, But I Can Only Be a Simp

Su Feng is frustrated!

He transmigrates into a comprehensive martial arts world with nine hundred million years' worth of power granted by the System!

But he can't use it.

That's because he activated a bootlicker System, and can only get his power refunded when he acts like a bootlicker.

So Su Feng takes a completely different path through the martial arts world.

What bootlicking? I'm not interested.

So, Yueyue, you act all high and mighty? Then I'll use a little whip until you become my bootlicker!

Dongfang Bubai likes dressing as a man? Then we'll be sworn brothers of the opposite sex!

Xiao Zhao is sweet and adorable. Now that's my little angel!

As time passes, Su Feng suddenly realizes something is off.

I'm the bootlicker here! How did they all become my bootlickers?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.