I'm Losing It! A Wild Giant Panda Tries to Scam Me from the Start!

Li Lin activates the Livestream System and plans to return to his hometown for a relaxing life as a streamer.

However,

just as Li Lin is leaving the city with his luggage, eating a cucumber and singing,

with home almost in sight...

Suddenly!

Bandits are coming... No, bear bandits!

A huge black-and-white ball rolls down from the mountaintop and crashes straight into Li Lin!

His viewers are stunned!

Viewer: What the hell?! Is that a wild giant fluffball?!

Viewer: Holy crap, that fluffball stared straight at the streamer and crashed into him without even swerving! It's faking an accident!

Viewer: Fluffball: That scared the life out of me! I'm not getting up until I get eighty or a hundred thousand worth of bamboo shoots!

After the energetic fluffball gets up, it spots the cucumber in Li Lin's hand and immediately flops back down, refusing to move. Pointing at the cucumber, it squeaks: You hit me! I won't get up unless you pay me with a big cucumber!

Li Lin: …

So... I really got scammed by a giant fluffball???

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.