Chinese Classics Mocked by Everyone: I Set the Record Straight

Master, some white-haired punk is mocking our Chinese martial arts!

Fang Yu: I'll find a kid to beat him up.

Master, I'm afraid of ghosts!

Fang Yu: Hide under the covers. According to the first rule of the Netherworld Code, illegally entering a human's bed and searching beneath their blankets, quilts, or other coverings is punishable by a thousand years in the Eighteenth Level of Hell, no exceptions.

Master, please tell me how long I'll live.

Fang Yu: Ninety-nine years.

The moment Fang Yu finished speaking, the fortune-teller jumped from the fifth floor. If you can live to ninety-nine, who the hell would take the stairs? A long life means you can do whatever you want.

Master, how do you always know what's going to happen?

Fang Yu: Believe in science.

Watching Fang Yu win the lottery jackpot three times in a row, the reporter suddenly felt like punching someone.

Master, can you cast curses? Master, can you command corpses?

Fang Yu, a man who explains the classics of Chinese culture with his life!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.